Monthly Archives: October 2021

I’ve been thinking a lot about love lately. Coming out will do that. (Spoiler alert: I came out as bisexual the other day. It’s in another blog post called “Chasing cars”). Coming out is something I never thought I’d do, … Continue reading →

1. Don’t use a chainsaw naked. (Follow me for other safety tips.) 2. For Hanukkah this year imma gonna pray the gas in my generator lasts for 8 days. 3. Never let your dogs kiss you after they’ve been outside … Continue reading →

Why do dogs chase cars? This isn’t a riddle. It’s a serious question. What do dogs think when they are chasing the automobile? The answer is they aren’t thinking anything. They’re programmed by evolution to chase things that move quickly, … Continue reading →